Showing posts with label Edmonton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Edmonton. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Godzilla strikes Edmonton, Smethurst, Robert

Casualties are still being counted, nearing the hundreds, after Godzilla attacked Edmonton's downtown area, Monday morning.
The casualty count continues to climb in the wake of a Godzilla attack, at 9:15 a.m. It is believed by military officials that the dreaded Japanese monster, swam up the North Saskatchewan River, before inflicting massive damage on the downtown area.

"I saw him jump out of the water, and immediately ran to the nearest phone booth to change into my alter ego," said Steven Wagers, a self proclaimed "do-gooder." "Unfortunately I did not have my super hero suit and had to allow someone else to deal with the problem."

That someone was the military; Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry responded quickly, giving time for local police and RCMP to begin evacuations. Godzilla smashed buildings, crushed cars, and caused a complete power failure in the downtown core.

It took tanks to stop Godzilla’s advance, but it took the rockets from helicopters to drive him back into the river, a spokesman said.

The PPCLI, RCMP and the Edmonton Police Service have been working around clock to sift through the rubble left behind. The Royal Alexander and University hospitals have been taking the more critical patients, while the more stable patents are being transported by the bus load to more outlying faculties.

Buildings that were demolished by Godzilla include the Shaw Conference Center, Canada Place and City Centre Mall.

Description:

Godzilla rarely attacks outside of Japan, so why the monster has attacked Edmonton people can only guess why. The attack has inflicted a lot of damage to the city: the Shaw Conference Centre was completely caved in; the south side of the Canada Place building took a direct tail hit; the new downtown Art Gallery burned to the ground from Godzilla’s fire breathing and because of its close proximity to the building, the court house closely followed suit; and Godzilla stumbled backwards on the Stanley A. Milner Library building from cannon fire before falling on the City Centre Mall.

The LRT collapsed at Churchill Station under the strain of Godzilla’s weight; and Churchill square itself has a perfectly imprinted outline of the monster after it rolled off City Centre Mall and got back up. While members of the PPCLI took minor casualties, there are some 800 civilians missing, or wounded from the attack. The wreckage from an approximated 300 civilian vehicles has been found on site, including one flower shop delivery truck, and 19 of the military’s tanks were flattened.

Despite all the damage that the attack inflicted on the city, for some reason the World Trade Centre did not suffer so much as a broken window. Workers of the building are amazed at their luck at being spared, and some believe that Godzilla may have wanted something, or someone, from inside.

More Than City of Champions, Aden Cruz

Mayor Stephen Mandel award Edmonton’s best artists during the 23rd Annual Mayor’s Celebration of the Arts on Monday at the Winspear Centre for Music.

The colorful celebration opened with the entrance of Alberta’s Lieutenant Governor followed by a performance by aboriginal Yellow Ribbon Dancers. The event, a mix of performances and award presentations, was guided by masters of ceremony Mark Connolly and Tony King who added humor to the night.

Other Performances by:
  • Good Spirit Trio
  • Jeremy Baumung & Ken Brown
  • Allez Ouest
  • 3rd Street Beat Studios
  • Andrew Grose
  • The Weat Pool
Community Support

The event is open to the public through ticket purchase, and Edmontonians came to support its arts community. Kelly Miles, an Edmonton resident, came to show her support and said she enjoyed her self thoroughly.

“I’m looking forward to greeting the Mayor,” she said.
The event was sponsored by businesses such as Audreys Bookstore, ATCO Gas, and Northlands and had a representative from each company present the awards. The Professinal Arts Coaltion of Edmonton (PACE), partnered with the City of Edmonton to organize this event.

Mayor Support

Mayor Stephen Mandel was recognized by many speakers for his dedication to Edmonton’s arts community and says he feels the night went well.

“I think everything was wonderful and I hope everyone had a good time, we celebrated the arts scene in Edmonton and artists, and it was just a lot of fun,” he said.
Award Winners

Alice Major won the ATCO Gas Award for Outstanding Lifetime Achievement for her literary works.

Other award recipients:

  • Raymond Biesinger - Northlands Award for an Emerging Artist
  • Allan E. Scott - John Poole Award for Promotion of the Arts
  • Thomas Trofimuk - City of Edmonton Book Prize
  • Matthew Jonah - Stantec Youth Artist Award
  • Trevor Anderson - Telus Courage to Innovate Award
  • Greg Dowler-Coltman - Molson Award for Excellence in Artistic Direction

The night ended with a performance from Vinok Worldance with an array of cultural dances.

EDMONTON



Edmonton is the capital city of Alberta Canada with a population of 782,439. Located central of the province, it has a vibrant multicultural community and is sometimes referred to as “festival city” as it has an amazing array of festivals throughout the year.

Edmonton Festivals:

  • Silver Skate
  • Folk Fest
  • Street Performers
  • Fringe
  • Capital Ex
  • ...and many more

Edmonton is also home to one of the largest malls in the world, West Edmonton Mall. This has an indoor water park, marine life, as well as an indoor amusement park. This winter friendly attraction is popular to visitors and locals alike.

The city owned Mutart Conservatory Pyramids contain plant life from different ecological environments. The four pyramids allow visitors to a unique experience.

A newly renovated Art Gallery, “The Art Gallery of Alberta” is also located in Edmonton. Just having opened on January, this newly constructed building has brought national attention to Edmonton’s city centre.

Edmonton is also known for its passion for sports. Its local teams such as Edmonton Oilers and Edmonton Eskimos receive an outstanding amount of enthusiasm from many locals and surrounding areas.

The City of Edmonton’s current mayor is Stephen Mandel. Re-elections are slated for Oct. 2010.

Links:

City of Edmonton

Winspear Centre for Music

Mutart Conservatory

West Edmonton Mall

Notes:

Image Source

1. Mayor Stephen Mandel - http://www.theepochtimes.com/n2/images/stories/large/2009/04/14/StephenM.jpg

2. Edmonton - http://www.frontrowking.com/Concert_Tickets/Pics/edmonton.jpg

King Kong Smashes City, Claire Theobald


King Kong Smashes City

By Claire Theobald

Terror stricken Edmontonians ran for cover earlier this morning as an escaped giant ape ravaged Edmonton's downtown core.

The ape, known as King Kong, was currently on tour with owner and handler Carl Denham when he escaped from the chains that bound him on the stage and began a rampage at around 7:00 a.m. this morning. Audience members speculate that the ape was startled by flash bulbs used by media photographers who were documenting the apes arrival, which some have heralded as the eighth wonder of the world.

"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty, and beauty stayed his hand." said Denham, speculating the beast was driven mad by his love of actress Ann Darrow, "And from that day forward, he was as one dead."

Darrow, an actress hired by Denham when he first captured King Kong, was helpless against the heavy handed beast as he carried her up the Manulife Tower, which is Edmonton's tallest building.



"I'm rather disappointed... it was a tragedy" said Devon Bowie, who stood with the crowd gathered to watch the rescue efforts "this'll be hell for the morning commute"


Eventually, the ape was blinded by the large spotlight in the Edmonton police helicopter, causing the ape to fall to his death and allowing the Edmonton Police to legitimize spending an estimated minimum of $1.5 million a year in operating costs of the helicopter.

(Manulife Place image taken from skyscraperpage.com)
(King Kong image taken from memepark)

The City of Edmonton

Edmonton, the capital city of Alberta, is located on the North Saskatchewan River and is home to some of the region’s most fertile farmland.

In the Canadian Census taken in 2006, it was determined that Edmonton had a population of 730,372 people, earning it the title of having one of the lowest urban population densities in North America. Being somewhat known for hosting festivals, Edmonton has branded itself with the title of “Festival City”.

“Edmonton is a city in which I live. Almost a million people live there” said Edmontonian Devin Bowie, “That’s almost a thousand times a thousand, almost”

Edmonton boasts having the largest mall in North America, which at one point jokingly was known for having more operational submarines then the Canadian Navy. Edmonton is also home to Fort Edmonton park, a historical site with a footprint larger than that of the Vatican.

Being in Alberta, Edmonton is no stranger to dipping its fingers into the riches accumulated by the oil sands, and has built the foundation of a bustling economy off profits that are squeezed out of the sands surrounding Fort McMurray.

Edmonton also has its own Indy Racing League, and has unfortunately poured money down the Indy pit, where the only ones who seem to profit from the races are the bar girls in the beer tents.



(image of Edmonton Skyline taken from wikipedia)